I don't know if I should admit to this but I haven't read Fifty Shades of Grey. To be honest I couldn't be bothered either when it came out or when the furore surrounding it had died down. I suspected that I might have been bored to death and that opinion hasn't changed. No doubt you might have caught wind of the fact that the film is now due to hit the big screen. Moi? Well I rather like the Lego version and the fabulously pithy quote I read in "What Will They Think of Next" edited by Iain Hollingshead:
"Fifty shades of grey....succinctly describes my lingerie collection."
As ever I am slightly off trend but what the heck!