Eccentric Amblings and Ramblings From Gnat Bottomed Towers
The life and adventures of a mildly dotty old bird.
Friday, 17 April 2026
Haring about
Thursday, 16 April 2026
Diamonds are forever
Today it's my parents' 60th wedding anniversary. It's an amazing achievement and we have celebrated with a stunning Sussex family lunch out. They don't care for a big fuss or being centre of attention, but I did have a quiet word with the monarch who's kindly sent them a card with a golden tassel no less. It's been back here to GBT for a post prandial slice of homemade Dorset apple cake and a glass of prosecco.
Tuesday, 14 April 2026
Two by two
Two days, two museums, two extraordinary artefacts, two things crossed off the list.
Saturday, Worthing Museum and exhibit one.
This 'thing' came to my attention a few years ago when a friend sent through a photo of it. At the time it had been lost and only photographic evidence remained. However, more recently it was rediscovered inside a box in the stores, but wasn't on display the last time I visited. The museum only reopened last month following a two year long refurbishment and has yet to put out the accompanying labels. You won't be remotely surprised to be told that this is known as 'The Cissbury Phallus' and was discovered in 1953 by a local archaeologist John Pull. It was found down shaft 27 of the neolithic flint mine nearest the entrance to the southern entrance of the Cissbury Ring Hillfort. I am just imaging the miner's glee when he happened upon it whilst excavating way back in 3800 BC...I am sure that there must have been some ribald comments for it's a big beast shall we say. Although it has been lightly shaped in places, it is mainly a natural formation of a flint shaft with a fossilised sea urchin [echinoid] attached to the top.It was the first time that I learnt that the phallus as an art form/ritual item had been part of the human story for so long. The oldest one dates back 28,000 years. We can speculate upon its role in the society of the day, but the suggestion of it being used as a fertility symbol seems likely, but knowing human nature as it it I am sure that people also enjoyed the visual rudeness of it. Whilst my friend and I were actually there for a folkart exhibition. this unexpected Brucie bonus was an extra highlight.
Thursday, 9 April 2026
Tuesday, 7 April 2026
Easter Monday Jaunt
Friday, 3 April 2026
Ostara/Easter
David has been baking and a friend dropped this book off that she saw in a charity shop💚 That's my Easter sorted then. Hope you all have a good weekend.
Arilx
Tuesday, 31 March 2026
Wedding
Haring about
Along with my Dad, David and I had the absolute pleasure of going on an organised hare walk up on the South Downs this week. I've had th...
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Almost inevitably last weekend featured yet more dancing from moi. This time we were at a very local quirky show which we have performed at ...
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David loves a map and is to be found quite often checking up stuff on Google. Usually it's me finding the oddities, but this one is ent...
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Whoops, double whoops and thrice times whoops.....this returned home with me on Saturday. For a measly 350 pennies I could hardly leave it ...

























