Thursday, 12 December 2024

Beware of the bench.



I think if you heed the advice in the text below you might want to think twice about sitting on this bench.....them dragons is dangerous beasts ya know🐉🐲🔥😁



 

Just a silly for today. Horsham is riddled with dragons and has two tales of its very own. I have shamelessly copied and pasted the text from a previous post about the story of St Leonard and his encounter with a dragon [spoiler alert it doesn't end well for the poor creature] and put up a link to my other post which covers the dragon pamphlet for anyone who might be interested https://gnatbottomedtowers.blogspot.com/2014/08/happy-400th-birthday.html. The new bench appeared in our local park a couple of weeks ago. Have a fab weekend! Arilx

'The wood gets it name from the 6th century French Saint Leonard who happened to be hanging around this part of the Wealden forest for reasons unknown [it's sounding more plausible by the moment]. To pass the time he slew the resident dragon which was giving the villagers a bit of trouble and in the process accidentally cut himself. Saint's blood is potent stuff and where it fell supposedly lily of the valley now grows. As a reward Leonard got to banish all the snakes and silence all the nightingales so that his prayers wouldn't be disturbed by their singing.'



5 comments:

  1. HE SILENCED THE NIGHTINGALES??? I can see the snakes, but the nightingales?. That dragon slayer sounds like an arse.

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  2. I'll buy into all of it except banishing nightingales - he should have been rejoicing in their sweet sound.

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  3. I'd happily sit on that bench. Not because I don't believe in dragons, mind you, but because I think it's rubbish and most dragons are friendly creatures. But then again, perhaps I am being a bit naive! xxx

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  4. Have you seen this: "Do not rile a dragon, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."

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  5. The poor nightingales! That bench message is excellent! I'd sit there though!x

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