The Perfect Eye Test For The Beer Goggles Wearer.
Or basically anyone who has over imbibed on their poison of their choice!
As I am sure you are aware, the media are having a field day at the moment with their doom mongering. This is in response to their "if it bleeds it leads" approach to the news. In order to regularly deliver a spot of light relief, I do solemnly swear to keep the flag of silliness hoisted from the turrets of Gnat Bottomed Towers!