Now is the time of year when many of us go down with illnesses of different sorts. Remember though to check the health of all members of your household, not just the human ones. If teddy is ailing then this report from the Veterinary Record might just help you identify the symptoms of the affliction
http://www.fluidr.com/photos/johnbullas/sets/72157629501143243 Alfie's illness is an obvious case of over indulgence of Howzat cider and is not covered.
This spoof was an April Fool's jape in 1972. I have W to thank for bringing it to my attention!