To get you in the right frame of mind might I daringly suggest that you take a listen to this:
Followed by a close inspection of this:
Taken with a hearty slug of this:
Before you attempt this!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
Arilx
The life and adventures of a mildly dotty old bird.
For my own sanity as well as yours I've been uber keen to winkle out things locally that are not in any way related to the events of the...
Loving it! In return for a post that made me smile here's a slightly rude piratey joke.
ReplyDeleteQ: What does a pirate have during sex.
A: Arrrrgasm!
Marvellous- that's started my week just right!
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