Friday 19 September 2014

Ahoy there me hearties!

Why today is National Speak Like A Pirate Day don't ya know!

To get you in the right frame of mind might I daringly suggest that you take a listen to this:

Followed by a close inspection of this:

Taken with a hearty slug of this:

Before you attempt this!



  1. Loving it! In return for a post that made me smile here's a slightly rude piratey joke.

    Q: What does a pirate have during sex.
    A: Arrrrgasm!

  2. Marvellous- that's started my week just right!


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