To get you in the right frame of mind might I daringly suggest that you take a listen to this:
Followed by a close inspection of this:
Taken with a hearty slug of this:
Before you attempt this!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
Arilx
The life and adventures of a mildly dotty old bird.
We chose to do something a bit different for this holiday and do a spot of island hopping. I've always had a yen to go to Anglesey and D...
Loving it! In return for a post that made me smile here's a slightly rude piratey joke.
ReplyDeleteQ: What does a pirate have during sex.
A: Arrrrgasm!
Marvellous- that's started my week just right!
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