To get you in the right frame of mind might I daringly suggest that you take a listen to this:
Followed by a close inspection of this:
Taken with a hearty slug of this:
Before you attempt this!
http://www.talklikeapirate.com/howto.html
Arilx
The life and adventures of a mildly dotty old bird.
"It looked as if the Dome of St Paul's had come down to Brighton and pupped." Sydney Smith Here we have the Royal Pavilion...o...
Loving it! In return for a post that made me smile here's a slightly rude piratey joke.
ReplyDeleteQ: What does a pirate have during sex.
A: Arrrrgasm!
Marvellous- that's started my week just right!
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