Wednesday, 10 October 2018

There's a till works down in Poundland swears he's Elvis.

Imagine my surprise on Saturday when the self service till started doing Elvis impressions. As I popped my two golden groats into the appropriate slot it started singing "It's a one for the money" and after I'd finished I got a "thank you very much" delivered in the way only Elvis could. So apparently The King is alive and well and working in Poundland!

 Once I'd worked out what the hell was going on [it's weeks since I was last in] I got the giggles. Pure genius.



A little underwhelming!

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