Thursday, 29 November 2018

Tech Fights Back

[Image from Pixabay]

When I am tired every piece of machinery I encounter gangs up on me and refuses to co-operate. The computer won't play ball, all the vacuum cleaners at my clients' houses behave as if they have no idea what task it is they're meant to perform, the TV sits sullenly in a grump doing absolutely nowt....this results in me gaining the Guinness World record for losing my temper in the quickest time ever and combining swear words in combinations you never thought possible. Over the years I have become such a master of my art that I can carry out the same process silently in my head whilst outwardly beaming away at my clients. I am now delighted to find there is an official term for this practice.

Lalochezia - the use of vulgar or foul language to relieve stress or strain.

As you might imagine, this is one of those snippets which turn up on FB regularly and not my discovery. Due to lots of non blogworthy activity this week posts will be of this ilk I regret!



  1. I think that complaint must be mumps.Ive had it for quite some time now, and while some illnesses make you feel awful..this one tends to make me feel a whole lot better.Im very good at stringing the most fowl mouthed sentences together!.Infact,Im begining to become quite an expert at it!.There are no medicines for it,apart from a nice chilled glass of wine in a dark,quiet room,lol.xx

  2. It's in the stars!Blame mercury retrograde (due to end 6th December) Electronic devices more likely to misbehave then.


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