Aunt Jane observed the second time
She tumbled off a bus
The step is short from the Sublime
To the Ridiculous.
Naughty little Hannah said
She could make Grandma whistle
So, that night, inside her bed
Placed some nettles and a thistle.
Though dear Grandma quite infirm is
Heartless Hannah watched her settle
With her poor epidermis
Resting up against a nettle.
Suddenly she reached a thistle!
My! You should have heard her whistle.
A successful plan was Hannah's
But I cannot praise her manners.